length 

rock n' roll term for penis

e.g. dudes hang on i need to wip the legnth out ( go to the toilet)

or, haha i was bored so i slaped her with ma legnth

length by tedhardcore July 7, 2005

Length 

The measure from distance to distance.

person: wanna know the length of my dick
me: I’m totally okay with never knowing that

Length by yummytoenails69 October 3, 2018

length 

The opposite of breadth

"If you mix up length and breadth, a penis would be 6 inches wide and only an inch long"

"That ships breadth does not allow it to enter the channel, but I'd say it's length is pretty damn long for such a wide ship"

length by _DV March 31, 2003

Length 

What wattpad users call a guys dick

Writer: "Tom inserted his length"
Me: "Just say dick!!!!"

Length by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Length 

If something is over avarage in size, longness, sometimes pronounced "LEMF"

(1)
A: This film is 4 hours long mate.
B: Length!

(2)
A: I walked all the way from Central London to Barnet this morning, I was hammered...
B: That is :Length!

(3)
A: Ive got work at 11pm through the night
B: Lenth!

Length by dirtydexta December 13, 2009

Length 

Length is a measure of distance. In the International System of Quantities, length is a quantity with dimension distance. In most systems of measurement a base unit for length is chosen, from which all other units are derived. In the International System of Units (SI) system the base unit for length is the metre.

I have an average length
Nice.

Length by Α January 24, 2022

length-slipper 

A noun often used to describe a homosexual male.

"That guy looks like a bit of a length-slipper!"

length-slipper by vasquez109 July 17, 2004