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schlarpet 

Greg- “Bro nice carpet!”
Ronald-“that’s not just a carpet it’s a schlarpet”
schlarpet by Rammie_69 May 22, 2022
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Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"
Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022
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Schlampe 

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"
Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004
(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.
"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."

schlampenschlepper 

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger
schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003
The proper way of saying slushie.
Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.
Shlarpee by swolber January 10, 2010

scarpetta 

It is an italian word, meaning the gesture of "Moping up one's plate food with bread".
I love the scarpetta when finished my spaghetti bolognese.
scarpetta by Max ham September 22, 2016
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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