the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.
"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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a soft material used to cover floors
I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.
by nathaniel spritzner August 07, 2005
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A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.
"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"
by KCtah October 25, 2003
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1. A very hairy Vagina that needs shaving.
Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002
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