Schlapped 

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.

"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"

Schlapped by Mr.Sassafras May 17, 2016

Schlapped 

The unwanted groping of the male genitals.

Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.

Schlapped by Unshahlapped March 4, 2023

schlapped 

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.

JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!

schlapped by JJballer May 31, 2009

Schlapped 

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

Schlapped by mrburlesk March 9, 2023

Schlapped 

Same as Chillywacked but with only men.

Slapped in the face by another man's dick.

His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.

Schlapped by Davros1717 February 26, 2024

Schlapped 

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

Schlapped by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

schlong-schlapped 

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

schlong-schlapped by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007