schlarpered 

To be in a state of extreme intoxication.

"How schlarpered did you get last night?"
"Well, my shoes are full of vomit..."

schlarpered by Jane From Carnyousweetthing.com September 21, 2006

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

schlagered 

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

schlagered by ez September 24, 2004

schlammered

Combination: Shitfaced or hammered; easily used when intoxicated and slurred speach is already occuring.

"I'm fuckin' schlammered!"

schlammered by NadoBubble May 20, 2008

Schlarper 

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

Schlarper by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

schlactered 

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

schlactered by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008

Schlammered

Significantly intoxicated to the point where words are slurred .

Sarah was so schlammered last night when I was talking to her on messenger I could barely understand what she was saying.

Schlammered by Chelsea/Sarah December 14, 2008