schlarpered

To be in a state of extreme intoxication.

"How schlarpered did you get last night?"
"Well, my shoes are full of vomit..."

by Jane From Carnyousweetthing.com September 21, 2006

Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003