schlarpered

To be in a state of extreme intoxication.
"How schlarpered did you get last night?"
"Well, my shoes are full of vomit..."
by Jane From Carnyousweetthing.com September 20, 2006
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Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.
How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!
by Disco Stu December 31, 2003
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