blanket

When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.

Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep.

by meteor_melee July 21, 2020

blanket

a cloth that is like a towel, but it's usually heavier and instead of drying you, it keeps you warm. Most people like to keep blankets on their bed at night. Blankets are totally sweet

damn I love my blanket

by where am i? February 7, 2005

blanket

A little bitch ,they cry a lot because they are bitches.

person1: Hey whats wrong?
person2: sob* I don't want to watch this scary movie
person1:Stop being a little blanket

by mr feeney July 2, 2007

blanket

You people are fucking retarded! A blanket is a Sheet, or 100 hits, of LSD.

This is why no child left behind doesn't work: No one actually knows what the fuck a Blanket really is. smh.

by T.Scriber001 November 13, 2011

blanket

a marijuana cigarette; a joint

"come on man, lets smoke this blanket"

by supabitch July 24, 2008

blanket

POT! "Blanket" is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. Multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. If someone isn't getting it, try "green blankets."

1. "Dude, I'm cold, let's go get warm with some blankets."

2. "Oh man I have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having FUN tonight."

3. "Hey I think I left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?"

by Burner aka Klitz July 26, 2008

blanket

an overcoat, a long coat

That blanket must be hiding something.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2009