Greg is a family.
Greg is an army.
Greg is...possibly a cult. We don't know for sure.
Greg is the fastest growing community on the internet.
Don't look that up.

the strongest fanbase on the internet

The fastest growing army on the internet.

the fastest growing channel on youtube (don’t look that up)

The fastest growing channel on the internet, now we can finally look it up. I hope I’m making you proud Danny!!

A highly intelligent, eager to learn everything, hard working successful man. Greg's are usually very social and careful not to hurt peoples feelings but will put you in your place if you deserve it. They are very fun when in their element and have a great sense of humor. Very giving, flirty, sexy, honest. Greg's are great Husbands and great lovers.

A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women