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Greg is a family.
Greg is an army.
Greg is...possibly a cult. We don't know for sure.
Greg is the fastest growing community on the internet.
Don't look that up.
I am truely Greg.
You are Greg.
We are all Greg.
Greg for life.
by iamalsogreg August 02, 2018
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A person who cares for all woman, he will nurture, care and please any woman he comes into... aslong as your over 21
No matter the Race, Gender or background you come from he will care and nurture you as if his own kin.
You may find him on a furrys discord servers asking the question "any woman over 21 here" which shows his compassion towards girl gamers and how they must be cared for like they should
Man that man is such a "Greg" picking up that girl who is over 21
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by Alberto_BK October 06, 2018
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A highly intelligent, eager to learn everything, hard working successful man. Greg's are usually very social and careful not to hurt peoples feelings but will put you in your place if you deserve it. They are very fun when in their element and have a great sense of humor. Very giving, flirty, sexy, honest. Greg's are great Husbands and great lovers.
They can't sit still because they are to eager to learn.
They are very loyal doting Husbands.
Greg's have great sex!!!
by HunnyMomma February 03, 2010
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A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women
do you like him?
Yeah hes ok but hes a bit of a greg...
really, i thought he was shy?
nah he flirts with all the girls when hes drunk
by Emz2007 March 03, 2007
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Greg or Gregory is usually someone who is great at many things not so much at others but an awesome person, a little different and people just love them.
Greg is frickin' awesome!
by joejimbobsaget August 13, 2008
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he will definetly become your best friend, often will have dark hair, and/or blue eyes.

he.will.complete.your.life.

when you find a greg, keep him.
omg greg is my best friend ever, i dont know what i would do without him!
by sidney<3crosby May 03, 2010
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The embodiment of ataraxia, a greek term for freedom from worry, fear, and other preoccupations. According to the philosopher Epicurus, it is the only true happiness possible for a human being.
When the Velvet Underground wrote the song Sweet Jane, they must have known Greg.
by MountainBluebird December 08, 2009
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