Greg is a family.
Greg is an army.
Greg is...possibly a cult. We don't know for sure.
Greg is the fastest growing community on the internet.
Don't look that up.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

the strongest fanbase on the internet

the fastest growing channel on youtube (don’t look that up)

The fastest growing army on the internet.

The fastest growing channel on the internet, now we can finally look it up. I hope I’m making you proud Danny!!

Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet. Don’t look that up.

Greg is a family that is 100% blood related with Danny Gonzalez as our father. Every night at 6 pm, all the little Gregs come down to the kitchen and have a family dinner.
All you have to do to become a Greg is to subscribe to Danny Gonzalez with post notifications on.

The Greg merch is said to be made out of the softest material in the world, it’s also hand stitched by Tom Holland.
A lot of other youtubers may say that their fan base is the best on YouTube, that their fan base is a family, but that is not true, only Greg is the realest family on YouTube.

Our biggest enemy is Craig. Craig is known to be worst thing that has happened to mankind.
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Thank you.