shlurp Share definition Flag To drink directly from a faucet, hose, or water fountain is a noisy, sucking method. movie Barefoot in the Park: "Except we don't have any glasses either. You could put your head under the sink and just shlurp." shlurp by sumi's girl August 28, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the shlurp mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch