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Schlanket • schlanet • schlanked • Schlankenstein • Schlanker • schtanket • Sclanket • Shlanket • Den Schlanken • schlank
Schlanket
Schlanket by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022
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schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021
schlaktus
a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
schlaktus by John Tobin April 28, 2008
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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