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Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"
Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

Schlanket 

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it
Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?
Schlanket by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022

Schlanket 

I use my Schlanket as a cum rag.
Schlanket by Insanuim September 16, 2022

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis
The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>
Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021
a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
schlaktus by John Tobin April 28, 2008