Schlarpei

The term Schlarpei was first used by Tycho (Durandal) On the Freelancer Discovery Mod Roleplaying Community in reference to a sharpie. It has since come to refer to Tycho's upcoming Freelancer mod based on the Neo-Terran Front.

Tycho: m so fukng drunk due.
Saronsen: Uh, Justin, you're underage xD
Tycho: 17 int underage spleeman
Enchie: Tycho why you rape Irwin?
Irwin: I was high on Sharpie so I didn't see it coming
Tycho: Fuk ur Schlarpei
Enchie: ICHS?
Irwin: Indefinitely

Schlarpei by iMexan(RUS) December 5, 2010

Schlampe 

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

schlarve

(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.

"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."

schlarve by mona lisa portiere April 1, 2009

schlampenschlepper 

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

Shlarpee

The proper way of saying slushie.

Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.

Shlarpee by swolber January 10, 2010

schlarving the doad 

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

schlarving the doad by goraiders November 23, 2006

schlong-schlapped 

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

schlong-schlapped by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007