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Seaspankers
1. A group of gods who for unknown reasons assumed human forms and started playing 3 on 3 hockey in the Canlan Youth League in early 2007. The Seaspankers are best noted for inventing and perfecting bar downs, toe drags, and the art of making pregnant women have miscarriages during their games. Legend has it that the Seaspankers will change into new leagues as time dictates, but cannot disappear in accordance with the First Law of Thermodynamics which states: Seaspankers cannot be created or destroyed, but can only change forms.
2. God's older, and considerably more powerful, brothers.
3. People who play a sport with careless disregard for rules, sportsmanship, or the appropriate times to take exaggerated dives.
2. God's older, and considerably more powerful, brothers.
3. People who play a sport with careless disregard for rules, sportsmanship, or the appropriate times to take exaggerated dives.
Man... what was that? That was a... a..." "I don't know man... I just..." "Could it have been?" "No!" "Seaspankers..." "So the legends were true...
Seaspankers by shenanegoat September 11, 2010
sexspenders
Black suspenders worn by Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame. Named sexspenders because when he wears them, he oozes sex.
Rob no longer wears the sexspenders because Kellan Lutz borrowed them and stretched them out at a convention.
sexspenders by MPWastingMorn September 30, 2009
Sexspensive
When something is so exspensive the only way you could possibly get it is by sleeping with the owner.
Sexspensive by TheRing August 15, 2008
awesome sexpants
-it is when you get or receive something great or a term of great excitement
-a term of great happiness to show how happy and awesome you really are
-a term of great happiness to show how happy and awesome you really are
GUY "Ah i just got an A on that test"
GIRL "That is awesome sexpants man!"
GUY "dude thats so awesome sexpants what you did today"
"I am awesome sexpants!"
GIRL "That is awesome sexpants man!"
GUY "dude thats so awesome sexpants what you did today"
"I am awesome sexpants!"
awesome sexpants by Torquemada117 March 10, 2009
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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