sexspan 

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

sexypants

Someone who is hot all over.

.sarah is a sexypants.

sexypants by James Craig July 16, 2006

Seaspankers 

1. A group of gods who for unknown reasons assumed human forms and started playing 3 on 3 hockey in the Canlan Youth League in early 2007. The Seaspankers are best noted for inventing and perfecting bar downs, toe drags, and the art of making pregnant women have miscarriages during their games. Legend has it that the Seaspankers will change into new leagues as time dictates, but cannot disappear in accordance with the First Law of Thermodynamics which states: Seaspankers cannot be created or destroyed, but can only change forms.
2. God's older, and considerably more powerful, brothers.
3. People who play a sport with careless disregard for rules, sportsmanship, or the appropriate times to take exaggerated dives.

Man... what was that? That was a... a..." "I don't know man... I just..." "Could it have been?" "No!" "Seaspankers..." "So the legends were true...

Seaspankers by shenanegoat September 11, 2010

sexspenders 

Black suspenders worn by Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame. Named sexspenders because when he wears them, he oozes sex.

Rob no longer wears the sexspenders because Kellan Lutz borrowed them and stretched them out at a convention.

sexspenders by MPWastingMorn September 30, 2009

Sexspensive 

When something is so exspensive the only way you could possibly get it is by sleeping with the owner.

FRIEND 1: "I love that necklace".
FRIEND 2: "Ooh, that's sexspensive".

Sexspensive by TheRing August 15, 2008

Sexpanic 

a sexy and seductive Hispanic female

Isabel is sexpanic

Sexpanic by Tetris_raw April 14, 2009

awesome sexpants 

-it is when you get or receive something great or a term of great excitement
-a term of great happiness to show how happy and awesome you really are

GUY "Ah i just got an A on that test"
GIRL "That is awesome sexpants man!"

GUY "dude thats so awesome sexpants what you did today"

"I am awesome sexpants!"

awesome sexpants by Torquemada117 March 10, 2009