obligation 

Obligation.

An obligation is something you may not like or even enjoy doing but you do it out of respect or some profound sense of duty.

Don't ever tell your girlfriend that you're attending her 21st birthday party out of obligation. She's not American born and English is her 2nd language; she doesn't fully understand its definition. She has absolutely zero respect and will never have any sense of duty. She will fight with you for days over the true definition of the word, implying that somehow, duty has a "negative" connotation. As she verbally castrates you, you will be constantly reminded of how pussy-whipped you are and how she abuses your fear of being alone to her advantage. Your relationship with the man eating bitch, no matter how gorgeous she is, will strongly parallel repeatedly running head first into a brick wall and loving it. Even after you’ve accepted defeat, admitted your wrong doings, and apologized for them, she will continue to berate you over the fact that she is never wrong.

Four years of college… wasted out of fucking obligation.

Obligation.

Jane: "That's not what obligation means, look it up in a dictionary. Try dictionary.com.
Dick: "Actually, urbandictionary has a pretty good definition you omnipotent whore."

obligation by malecasenumber2298402348 October 11, 2007

Obligation 

After taking a filthy poop, wiping your butt and accidently getting some poop on the hand. Then, taking your hand and smelling it because you feel obligated to. You know it is going to smell like sh!t but you just are obligated.

"man i walked out of the bathroom and had the obligation."

Obligation by the padawan December 15, 2008

Obligation 

To have to do something, regardless if you want to

That hot little blonde has an obligation to please daddy, whenever wherever

Obligation by Maddy’s Daddy May 20, 2018

obligation message 

when you're IMing or texting someone and the conversation reaches a point where you have nothing left to say but you feel obligated to respond anyway

person 1- "why are you staring at that blank text?"
person 2- "because i dont know what else to say"
person 1- "ooo, got that obligation message feeling?"
person 2- "yep"

obligation message by K7A2T6 November 10, 2010

Obligation Skating

The skating that one must do to be considered a skater.

i've gotta go do my obligation skating

Obligation Skating by sheridan December 2, 2003

obligation move

When you pull out your penis during a date resulting in vaginal, oral or anal sex due to the female feeling obligated.

Advised to be done in younger years of age. If done in older years results could be jail time due to looking like an old Maniaco (pervert)

Last night when I did the ol Obligation move the panties dropped.. In no Time she was all over my penis like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

obligation move by R-WAK January 30, 2023

Obligation Bang

V. When a dude relunctantly has intercourse with someone whom he considers to be slightly repulsive, doing so solely out of obligation to his penis. This term is especially important when your bros ask you the age-old question, "Would you hit that?" in reference to a somewhat unattractive chick.

Biscuit Joe: "Hey, man, would you bang Caitlin?"
Grey Jiff: "Uh... I wouldn't enjoy sexing up Caitlin, but I feel like I owe it to my dick to get some action. I might not nail anyone else for a long time. So, yeah, I'd close my eyes, take a deep breath, imagine Jessica Alba, and obligation bang Caitlin's nasty ass.

Obligation Bang by John McLove July 19, 2011