Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

Schlanger

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis

The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>

by philipsea June 2, 2015

Schlampe

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

by Melody April 25, 2004

Creamy Cody Scharmer

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.

Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall

by Poor Richard1775 January 9, 2012

Scarper

Run away quickly from misdeed/minor felony.

Shit, it's the filth, lets scarper

by Carcer January 29, 2004

schlarve

(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.

"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."

by mona lisa portiere April 1, 2009

schlepper

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.

We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.

by mrdobolino November 29, 2012