schlorpet 

Sexual acts for people who aren't gay but are,or are testing it

" I think Jacob is a schlorpet" " yeah he told me he thinks he might be gay"

schlorpet by Mabeebee April 2, 2024

schlort 

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

Schlorp 

This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.

Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan

Schlorp by Bryan Seaman May 30, 2018

schlort 

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

schlort by bt February 27, 2003

schlort 

a small and rather mal-nurished penis

"luke u have a schlort"

schlort by Shackoon July 8, 2005

schlort 

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

schlort by oweikdio September 8, 2008