schlorpet

Sexual acts for people who aren't gay but are,or are testing it

" I think Jacob is a schlorpet" " yeah he told me he thinks he might be gay"

by Mabeebee April 2, 2024

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

Schlopped

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

by googoobear October 12, 2008

Schlorp

This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.

Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan

by Bryan Seaman May 30, 2018

schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

by bt February 27, 2003

schlort

a small and rather mal-nurished penis

"luke u have a schlort"

by Shackoon July 8, 2005

schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

by oweikdio September 8, 2008