Shlarpee

The proper way of saying slushie.

Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.

Shlarpee by swolber January 10, 2010

Shlarpled 

The act of throwing someone or something off a bridge.

Did you hear that Thomas shlarpled his brother yesterday. So sad.

Shlarpled by Shlarple king February 6, 2018

Sharpee 

nickname given to Jordan Thomas Cooper by Governor Nikki Haley’s Office

Sharpee was the first USC student-athlete to pass a graduate course as an underclassman.

Sharpee by Coop Dupe January 15, 2020

slarpee 

A cocktail similar to purple drank which is becoming increasingly popular within rap culture and with the teenagers that try to imitate it. It consists of one or more benzodiazepine class drugs, usually Xanax, Green Apple Jolly Ranchers, and a slurpee. The pills and jolly ranchers are mixed into the slurpee and drunk. These are most commonly consumed at teen parties.

Parents are becoming more and more concerned by the increasing popularity of slarpees among their kids.

slarpee by mark markusen May 29, 2017

Shlurpee

A blowjob from someone with a lisp.

Dawg.. Miguel D gave me the sloppiest shlurpee last night and afterwards he was like, "thath wath therrific!"

Shlurpee by AntonioD17 March 30, 2026