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When u can’t fucking spell happy
I’m so hwppy
hwppy by Urmomgay6o69 May 7, 2018
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Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.
Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Happy Birthday, Donnie! 

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ā™Šļø who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking ā€œboth sides, both sidesā€ of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy ā€œTwo Timesā€ the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, ā€œWe’ll see, we’ll seeā€.

Maybe I should add ā€œDonnie ā€˜ Two Timesā€™ā€ to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday ā€œDonnie ā€˜Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!

Happy Taffy 

Another way to describe Shoosh, the polymerized Hash concentrate. Happy Taffy can also describe a very, very high end Bubble Hash as well. It's because of it's striking appearance of toffee and texture that is glassy and well, taffy. And because it gets you damn stoned. It makes you happy!
I'm so incredibly smart when I puff Happy Taffy! Let's Dab some Happy Taffy.
Happy Taffy by Ascot1111 November 16, 2018

Happy Birthday Song 

A cheerful and celebratory song, which may be performed (or played) for friends and family members on their birthdays.
1. Every single day, a special "Happy Birthday Song" is sung to many friends and family-members.

2. "Happy Birthday Song" is possibly the most popular traditional song in the world.

happy ending hands 

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.
Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...
happy ending hands by PapĀ” July 13, 2016

Cock Happy 

This expression can be used to describe anyone, male, female or transgender. When applied to a male it usually means that he is a monkey fucking idiot who thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and will use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock, any cock, even that of a monkey fucking idiot inside her. With transgender either or both definitions could apply.
Malcolm would like to be cock happy, but he washed it for the first time and it shrank to a winky.
Cock Happy by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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