22 definitions by Chad Apollo

Sperm collector

A woman who insists on having condom free sex.

Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!

by Chad Apollo December 15, 2017

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2021

A person who is highly skilled at the art of cunnilingus.

Andrea gets pissed off with her boyfriend all the time but never breaks up with him. He must be a muffmaster!

by Chad Apollo September 29, 2017

A white man who uses his vanilla schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass chocolate poontang.

Is Scott still banging that cute black girl? I think she's turning him into her vanilla bone daddy!

by Chad Apollo July 20, 2017

A person who is unusually talented at performing cunnilingus.

Adriana keeps forgiving her boyfriend no matter what he does. He must be a poonboss.

by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 28, 2017

A description of a weak guy who has lost all masculine qualities and instincts.

Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.

by Chad Apollo February 11, 2021