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Adriana keeps forgiving her boyfriend no matter what he does. He must be a poonboss.
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Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
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A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
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A person who is highly skilled at performing fellatio.
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An extremely sexually active woman who also enjoys sexual variety.
Jenna banged three different guys at the party last night. She's a real bone catcher when she gets drunk!
A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
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