21 definitions by Chad Apollo

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A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.
by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
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A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.
A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.
by Chad Apollo August 02, 2019
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A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018
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A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
by Chad Apollo January 08, 2018
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A black man who uses his chocolate schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass vanilla poontang.
Is Andre still banging that cute white girl? I think she's turning him into her chocolate bone daddy!
by Chad Apollo July 31, 2017
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An extremely sexually active woman who also enjoys sexual variety.
Jenna banged three different guys at the party last night. She's a real bone catcher when she gets drunk!
by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017
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A man who is paid for his escorting services, usually with rich, older ladies. He is the complete opposite of a sugar daddy.
Edna is paying Steve $100 an hour to date her. He's a salt daddy.
by Chad Apollo December 22, 2020
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