21 definitions by Chad Apollo
A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.
A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.
by Chad Apollo August 02, 2019
A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018
A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
by Chad Apollo January 08, 2018
Is Andre still banging that cute white girl? I think she's turning him into her chocolate bone daddy!
by Chad Apollo July 31, 2017
Jenna banged three different guys at the party last night. She's a real bone catcher when she gets drunk!
by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017
A man who is paid for his escorting services, usually with rich, older ladies. He is the complete opposite of a sugar daddy.
by Chad Apollo December 22, 2020