black belt in sucking dick

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick

Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.

by Pap¡ March 01, 2017

happy ending hands

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.

Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...

by Pap¡ July 13, 2016

gassy

- easily agitated
- explosive
- anal
- salty
- toxic
- unpleasant

Damn... why are you so gassy today?

by Pap¡ January 17, 2017

squeezle

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.

Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...

by Pap¡ October 04, 2016

Confucius

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher

Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius

by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

hombreh

"Hombre" is "man" in Spanish.
"Breh" is a bastardization of the word "brother."
An hombreh is a man who you also consider to be one of your bros.

Man 1: Sup foo.

Man 2: What up hombreh?

by Pap¡ September 28, 2017

standing reservation

A reservation consistently placed at the same time and day each week, such as that for a favorite restaurant.

He has a standing reservation there and brings in a new girl to treat out each week.

by Pap¡ February 14, 2017