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Definitions by Pap¡

Monkey show 

A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."
Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?
Monkey show by Pap¡ September 24, 2020
"Hombre" is "man" in Spanish.
"Breh" is a bastardization of the word "brother."
An hombreh is a man who you also consider to be one of your bros.
Man 1: Sup foo.

Man 2: What up hombreh?
hombreh by Pap¡ September 28, 2017

black belt in sucking dick 

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.

standing reservation 

A reservation consistently placed at the same time and day each week, such as that for a favorite restaurant.
He has a standing reservation there and brings in a new girl to treat out each week.
standing reservation by Pap¡ February 13, 2017
- easily agitated
- explosive
- anal
- salty
- toxic
- unpleasant
Damn... why are you so gassy today?
gassy by Pap¡ January 17, 2017

Shot Roulette 

A drinking game involving shots, water and clear alcohol.

One person is dedicated each round to pour one shot for each participant.

Participants each pick one random shot glass with or without a specific order (clockwise/counterclockwise).

The person who poured the shots knows which one is water or vodka and drinks the last shot if they are playing.

Repeat.

Drink responsibly! ^_^
Time to turn up... y'all down for some shot roulette?
Shot Roulette by Pap¡ November 17, 2016

Confucius 

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher
Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius
Confucius by Pap¡ October 21, 2016