black belt in sucking dick

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.
by Pap¡ March 01, 2017
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Asian illumination

noun:
1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.

2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!

some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.

-AT bayBEE
Non-tomato: Hey, you look as red as a tomato! Got that Asian glow?
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)
by Pap¡ May 15, 2016
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rice is life

An expression said by those who appreciate rice and related subjects so much that it has become a huge part of their life.
*picks rice instead of other carbs*
*is attracted to someone who obviously eats a lot of rice*
*eats rice more than twice a week*
*sells rice for a living*
*mods car for no technical reasons*
*loves rice krispies*
*has rice in pocket*
Rice is life!
by Pap¡ September 08, 2016
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Confucius

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher
Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius
by Pap¡ October 21, 2016
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hombreh

"Hombre" is "man" in Spanish.
"Breh" is a bastardization of the word "brother."
An hombreh is a man who you also consider to be one of your bros.
Man 1: Sup foo.

Man 2: What up hombreh?
by Pap¡ September 28, 2017
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happy ending hands

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.
Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...
by Pap¡ July 13, 2016
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standing reservation

A reservation consistently placed at the same time and day each week, such as that for a favorite restaurant.
He has a standing reservation there and brings in a new girl to treat out each week.
by Pap¡ February 13, 2017
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