Definitions by Ascot1111
Ascot Push
One excellent way of exercising muscle groups that throw a punch and especially a potent hook. This Original Gentleman method of exercising muscle groups that called an "Ascot Push" is devoted and related to self-defense including such movements as a punch, and even more, a ruthlessly efficient hook. The method also densifies the bone matter of your tools; your hands. Why? Because the more pressure/impact/low stress damage is presented to the fists or any bone matter incuding collagen-type tissues, the more dense they get, period. It even has a scientific name, "Wolff's Law". All you need to do is put on a pair of slippers, you know, something else than rain-boots at least, and press against a wall as hard as you can. This method of training, will absolutely make of you a very potent adversary to foes, to protect yourself from evil intended people in general that would want to harm you or yours unlawfully. This method comes from "P-Town", Pincourt, QC, Canada. In these crazy times, I hope this helps.
The dude did the Ascot Push exercise everyday to make him a better fighter to defend himself. The Ascot Push exercise makes people stronger and helps for self-defense, making specific muscle groups stronger to deliver violent hooks.
Ascot Push by Ascot1111 February 15, 2023
Wiseguy Warning
It's when a mafioso, OG or gangsta puts a phonebook on someone's chest and fires a medium velocity handgun right against it. Thick phonebooks are known to stop .22, .45, and .38 bullets. It's common practice among goodfellas.
That guy got a Wiseguy Warning, he payed his dues not too long after. Rocco was ordered to give the guy a Wiseguy Warning.
Wiseguy Warning by Ascot1111 January 19, 2023
Twinkle-Talk
It's when you "talk" to another "twinkle-talker" by combining your eyelid movements and Morse code to send a message from a person to another while no soul can notice or use this communication method against them. This code-based messaging technique uses Morse Code, a series of short and long signals called "dots" and "dashes". So a quick wink is a morse code "dot", and a "dash" is done by a winking slowly and longer. All you have to do is learn morse code. And with this method you can actually "shine" for real, a form of concrete telepathy. The distance? Who knows? Got binoculars?
I was twinkle-talking my lawyer and nobody knew what we were talking about. The prisoner twinkle talked to his friend in jail and got his message across flawless.
Twinkle-Talk by Ascot1111 December 22, 2022
Floating island of reprisal
It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!
Floating island of reprisal by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022
Pepspeed
The wordplayed term Pepspeed refers to Meth users combining the famous brand name soda with Speed (stamped "Ice" when in pill form). There are three reasons why users do it according to scientists. First, the soda is carbonated and interacts physically with the Meth by dissolving the tablet faster in the stomach.
Secondly, the high sugar content in the soda tricks the stomach into thinking the liquid is valuable for the body, also resulting in a faster absorption. Finally, the phosphoric acid contained in the famous soda helps fight off nausea that some users feel when Meth is taken orally.
The medical community is aware of users implementing this combination. It's all over the net. It's not as powerful as a booty bump, but beware if someone offers to Pepspeed with you! Since the interactions make the experience more euphoric in general, it is logically more addictive.
Secondly, the high sugar content in the soda tricks the stomach into thinking the liquid is valuable for the body, also resulting in a faster absorption. Finally, the phosphoric acid contained in the famous soda helps fight off nausea that some users feel when Meth is taken orally.
The medical community is aware of users implementing this combination. It's all over the net. It's not as powerful as a booty bump, but beware if someone offers to Pepspeed with you! Since the interactions make the experience more euphoric in general, it is logically more addictive.
pinching
In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.
Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?
bushy slut
A very leafy and compact Cannabis plant. It refers to the fact that Cannabis plants that produce the weed we smoke are grown females and the fact that leafy and compact cannabis plants have an appetite for more water and fertilizers than a lanky plant. It's harsh but growers use it to provoke unexpected smiles. It's only normal because Cannabis growing is tough on a person in general all growers know this, people are a bit rough on the edges as well in this industry.
Look at those bushy sluts whoa, damn dude that's some nice and weed plants look how wide and compact they are, did you pinch them?!
bushy slut by Ascot1111 November 12, 2019