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The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.
Ricky: "I'm good with just staying home and watching Football..."

Family/Friends: "No! It's your Birthday! Come on, let's go out for dinner/drinks/socializing!"
by Choopies December 12, 2010
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Feb 25 Word of the Day
Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
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A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.
by Sue Doe Nymm June 05, 2009
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expelled from a safe, warm environment into a cold, wicked world to live with pain, suffering, frustration, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, disease, poverty so you can die......
birth-day, birthday, birth, world, baby, hell, delivery
by psychoesthesiac July 07, 2010
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a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year
by CorrodedBeing December 23, 2004
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The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.
by JBurton31 April 14, 2010
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