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goitcha
A somewhat inappropriate act popularized in Britain during the mid to late 1700's in which the crotch of a family member is playfully grabbed by a fellow family member.
Dad: Goitcha!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!
goitcha by bitocrumpet June 14, 2011
Milwaukee goiter
An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.
Milwaukee goiter by Legendary D June 21, 2009
Goiterous
Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.
Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.
Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.
Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
Goitseone Maakwana
Goitseone Maakwana by Wizzy488innint September 16, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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