Definitions by Mrpuddles

Vaganus 

The ripping or purposeful tearing of the skin between the butthole(s) and whoosey-whatsie which effectively creates an elongated vagina or vaginal area, thus creating an indiscernible hole or holes thus becoming a vaganus.

Husband: "Hey doc..Are we going to sever the taint?"
Doc: "Only if necessary and then in that case it will create a vaganus"

Vaganus by Mrpuddles January 8, 2012

Goiterous 

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.

"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...

Goiterous by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

Proctologized 

Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...

"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"

Proctologized by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011