goitzed
a state of ridiculous drunkenness, while still managing to be the life of the party. May be accompanied by random vomiting, and an almost instantaneous recovery.
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Glitzed
Being incredibly intoxicated. A step up from 'slizzed', to be glitzed is to be so wasted it is as if you are looking at the world through a kaleidoscope.
Glitzed by bobfuckinghope August 28, 2011
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glitzed by glynrhondda November 11, 2022
Goizeder
A very beautiful, sexy, amazing and charming girl who inspires others to be better. A person who, due to her great personality, favours the personal growth of those around her. She always tries to improve and learn new things every day. Besides being a lover of diversity, she is a creative, imaginative person and a great poet. Do not hesitate to find out more about Goizeder if you are ever lucky enough to meet such a girl.
Person 1: "I have just met Goizeder today!"
Person 2: "Wow! Lucky of you! I've heard about her around but have never been so fortunate to meet her in person."
Person 1: "She is even prettier in person than in photos."
Person 2: "Hopefully I can meet her someday, so I can ask her out."
Person 2: "Wow! Lucky of you! I've heard about her around but have never been so fortunate to meet her in person."
Person 1: "She is even prettier in person than in photos."
Person 2: "Hopefully I can meet her someday, so I can ask her out."
Goizeder by 8274nfshhkke9hs November 21, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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