Goiterous 

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.

"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...

Goiterous by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

Guitaroused 

when ya slam a banger on with a sick fuckin riff and it just gets ya proper horny to bust out some riffs on ya axe

mate that new song is fuckin bangin, absolute rager my son, got me all guitaroused

Guitaroused by aid mustaine November 2, 2016

Gooberous 

Adjective:
1. To have the behavior of a goober.
2. To be a little bit of a silly goofy guy.

Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.

Gooberous by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Giterus 

Someone who braids and super glues their own hair to their ass hair and then yanks head forward and pulls out all ass hair, it's called the traditional amish wax.

David successful pulled off the Giterus and ended up in the E.R. last night and has erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding, The interviewer asked "how do you know this"
"I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene"

Giterus by Jake22335 May 13, 2021

The Giterus 

When you have your hair braided into your ass hair and super glued. Your buddy grabs your head and rips it forward in a quick jerking motion to disorient you. This is the traditional amish waxing method.

John: jebediah successfully preformed "THE GITERUS" last night and ended up in the ER with erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding.

Interviewer: why do you know this?

John: I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene and culture.

The Giterus by Jake22335 May 13, 2021

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020

Goitous 

The act of engaging in intercourse with a goiter.

Dude says, "Yo dawg you get lucky with that one broad last nizzie?"

Dawg says, "yeah dude, she was on her rag so I had to have goitous instead. Shit was intense!"

Goitous by mad_planet August 3, 2009