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What people who go to the University of Oklahoma have to sacrifice in order to attend the college and become an ou tard. Once you attend OU aka TardU, you basically have no future and will be a complete failure in life because everyone shares tard DNA instead of OUDNA.
Norman "Nick" goes to OU but I think he's too stupid to realize that he no longer has a bright future.
by TurnM3Up December 07, 2019
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A legendary artist who's music provides an indescribable feeling of euphoria to his fans, The Future Hive. Also known as Future Vandross, Future Hendrix, and Future Christ
Latavious: Yo B what you listening to?
Brandon: That new future! Throwaway Pt.2 will change a nigga life
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Kelly: Why is BeyoncΓ© singing the national anthem
Moksha: Right! These executives couldn't book Future to sing it
by Ky1GigEm August 05, 2015
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Something you don't have if you searched this
CID: Hey John what's a future?
Meza: Something you don't have.
by ThatOneLeftOutGuy February 27, 2017
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a place from which Marty Mcfly returns to in Back to the Future I, II, and III.
1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts? Great Scott! / The future.
by Dr. Marc Pierson November 21, 2005
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A period of time that you presently want to be in be in because of the wonderful theories and concepts envisioned. But when the future becomes the present, you'll wish it were still the past. because the theories and concepts either (a) never came true, (b) weren't worth the wait, or (c) really sucked.
I have seen the future. And it sucks horse-shit. And I'm not even a psychic.
by AYB October 27, 2003
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