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by capitalismluver November 02, 2019

Dad

something that vanishes

my dad went *poof gone*

by Gh00stG0rl December 02, 2020

Dad

A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.

Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him

by Anonymousmf123 February 04, 2020

Dad

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Me: dad? Where did you go?

by Sparkle pussy March 21, 2019

Dad

Something that will run and never come back to you

Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang

by Big mussel man November 24, 2019

Dad

Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.

"Hey, Dad did you ever get that milk?"

by LilBigGay February 26, 2019

Dad

The guy that will leave u when u r a baby and come back when u sign that NBA contract

Man! Why did my dad leave?

by Maysenb15 October 08, 2019