something that vanishes
by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020
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A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.
Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
by Anonymousmf123 February 4, 2020
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Me: dad? Where did you go?
by Sparkle pussy March 21, 2019
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Something that will run and never come back to you
Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang
by Big mussel man November 24, 2019
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Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.
"Hey, Dad did you ever get that milk?"
by LilBigGay February 26, 2019
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The guy that will leave u when u r a baby and come back when u sign that NBA contract
Man! Why did my dad leave?
by Maysenb15 October 8, 2019
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