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Euphemism for fuck. Anyway you use it.
Screw you.
You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)
by ~The Nameless One~ May 20, 2005
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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a disrespectful slang term used by prisoners to describe prison officers.
The screws beat me up real good the other nite
by Shane Smith May 08, 2005
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I'm going to use this screw to hang the moose head on. Hand me the hammer.
by shadowprince February 03, 2010
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1. To have sex
2. Similar to the word "fuck", screw can be used to mean to mess someone up or treat them badly
3. To mess something up, turn things for the worse, usually followed by the word "up"
1. Did Jane and Dave really screw last night?
2. They totally screwed me by charging me twice!
3. I really can't screw up this job interview, I need money.
by babyg May 05, 2005
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To leave or go someplace else. Also a way to tell someone else to leave.

Originally comes from WW2 navy slang.

Used by older folks mainly in Mass and NH.
hey screw will ya pal?
by salisbury beach jerk August 16, 2010
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The sonar identified the submarine as British, Trafalgar class, having a single screw.
by rich May 18, 2004
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