glurph
caressing and gentle lip suckling of ones man helmet. glurping only can happen if working the mushroom and not the whole shaft
glurph by witchhumper August 16, 2022
Words you can keep
Glurgh
It is the expression that a straight man or woman uses instead of oof or yeet to signify that you are straight. If you are a fruit that means you are gay and you say "oof." If you are a vegetable that means you are straight and you say "Glurgh."
Male 1: Glurgh.
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !
Glurgh by Mr. Roller Coasters July 27, 2019
Glorph
Guy 1: Hey man u were supposed to be here an hour ago. Where were you?
Guy 2: Sorry Guy 1 I was glorphing hardcore.
Guy 2: Sorry Guy 1 I was glorphing hardcore.
Glorph by the_original_bk September 7, 2010
Glurping
Glurping by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012
glumph
Pulsating Tubercles Liquid; A State Of Depression That Can Be Fixed By Eating Sixteen Pints Of ice cream; Also Used To Describe A Very Annoying Person
Medically: (Doctor 1) Sir I'm Afraid That Your Glumph To Blood Ratio Is Rising We Haven't Got Much Time We Have To Operate. Emotion: (Person One) God, Man. I'm In Such A Glumph Right Now. (Person Two) Not To Worry, I've Been There Recently Just Eat A Few Pints Of Ice Cream And Sleep It Off. Adjective: (Person One Talking About Person Three To Person Two) Oh My GOD! Person Three Is Such A Freaking Glumph! (Person Two) Oh My God, I Know.
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!