glurph
caressing and gentle lip suckling of ones man helmet. glurping only can happen if working the mushroom and not the whole shaft
glurph by witchhumper August 16, 2022
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Glurgh
It is the expression that a straight man or woman uses instead of oof or yeet to signify that you are straight. If you are a fruit that means you are gay and you say "oof." If you are a vegetable that means you are straight and you say "Glurgh."
Male 1: Glurgh.
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !
Glurgh by Mr. Roller Coasters July 27, 2019
Glorph
Guy 1: Hey man u were supposed to be here an hour ago. Where were you?
Guy 2: Sorry Guy 1 I was glorphing hardcore.
Guy 2: Sorry Guy 1 I was glorphing hardcore.
Glorph by the_original_bk September 7, 2010
Glurping
Glurping by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012
glarph
Form of greeting exchanged between two friends. Often presented along with a head bow, or the split- fingered Vulcan hand gesture. Short for "Good to see you again, I wish you all the best my friend, what is new in you life experience?"
glumph
Pulsating Tubercles Liquid; A State Of Depression That Can Be Fixed By Eating Sixteen Pints Of ice cream; Also Used To Describe A Very Annoying Person
Medically: (Doctor 1) Sir I'm Afraid That Your Glumph To Blood Ratio Is Rising We Haven't Got Much Time We Have To Operate. Emotion: (Person One) God, Man. I'm In Such A Glumph Right Now. (Person Two) Not To Worry, I've Been There Recently Just Eat A Few Pints Of Ice Cream And Sleep It Off. Adjective: (Person One Talking About Person Three To Person Two) Oh My GOD! Person Three Is Such A Freaking Glumph! (Person Two) Oh My God, I Know.