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an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard
Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.
by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017
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Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
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1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.
What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.
by Fatass February 21, 2003
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Something that is living, but their brain is not working, they have no personality, they're stupid, they live a dull life, ect.

Commonly used as a very harsh joke to describe people in comas, but used elsewhere on occasion.

Also a type of plant.
Mang, you so stupid you like a vegetable.
by Not a vegetable. August 16, 2009
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Someone that is no use to society and does nothing but take up oxygen.
Jenna Marble's dog Mables is such a vegetable.
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an instrument of torture most commonly used by your parents
so still not talking mr. smith? well we'll see how good you are at that once we've used...brocolie on you!muahaha!!
by jagged April 03, 2005
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