vegetable

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard

Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.

by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017

vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

vegetable

Someone who doesn't do shit

What a vegetable, he doesn't do shit

by joseph ding December 7, 2014

vegetable

A state of mind when things go wrong. Generally used as an insult, but can be used to name a little-known member of the fruit family.

You good-for-nothing stupid vegetable.
Eat your green fruit, I mean vegetables.

by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005

vegetable

A mockery of of the term fruit when used seriously.

"Your such a fruit."
"Yeah well your a vegetable."

by Cannibal Guppy November 2, 2003

vegetable

asian slang for dumb blonde.

I can no believe vegetables want us to go out with the black mans. We far superior and asian with black man is unnatural fo shizzle.

by got rice? March 7, 2005

vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 30, 2005