Glurpy

The act reviving ass quaking head from a woman with no teeth. As rare as an albino dolphin.

“Hey Sean did you get that ass quaking glurpy last night?” “Yea bro she took her dentures out and was gumming my dick”

by Dn267 May 27, 2021

Glurpy

Stupidity

Your action just shows that you're in complete glurpy

by aziqasyla November 13, 2018

Tirky Glurpy

When someone glurps their turkey, usually done after cooking and carving

"Hey man did you end up using that Turkey?"
"Yeah I finished it off with a Tirky Glurpy before throwing the rest out"

by GroggyPoggy December 10, 2022

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When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

Glurp

Glurp: it's a verb. It's the act of eating without chewing. Basically swallowing food whole.

Jorge glurped on his raviolis.

by Whoreeeheyyy August 4, 2019

gluppy

another term for a whippit

Yo can you crack this gluppy for me

by SatchmoJones November 10, 2020

Glurping

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?

Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.

by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012