glumph

Pulsating Tubercles Liquid; A State Of Depression That Can Be Fixed By Eating Sixteen Pints Of ice cream; Also Used To Describe A Very Annoying Person

Medically: (Doctor 1) Sir I'm Afraid That Your Glumph To Blood Ratio Is Rising We Haven't Got Much Time We Have To Operate. Emotion: (Person One) God, Man. I'm In Such A Glumph Right Now. (Person Two) Not To Worry, I've Been There Recently Just Eat A Few Pints Of Ice Cream And Sleep It Off. Adjective: (Person One Talking About Person Three To Person Two) Oh My GOD! Person Three Is Such A Freaking Glumph! (Person Two) Oh My God, I Know.

glumph by Dunk dyno September 1, 2018

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When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

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grumphugly

Really, really, really ugly to the point were you would rather put an iron on your face than look like them.

Wow dude Chrissie is pretty grumphugly.

grumphugly by luke schererererer May 6, 2008

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glump glastars

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.

Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM

glump glastars by tankard December 18, 2013