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Glurp: it's a verb. It's the act of eating without chewing. Basically swallowing food whole.
Jorge glurped on his raviolis.
by Whoreeeheyyy August 04, 2019
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
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A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.
Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!
by spinxcat August 06, 2004
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A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.
Just when I thought it was safe to put on my underwear, I let out a glurp.
by Mizlu January 03, 2017
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