Glurp

Glurp: it's a verb. It's the act of eating without chewing. Basically swallowing food whole.

Jorge glurped on his raviolis.

by Whoreeeheyyy August 04, 2019

Glurp

Another word for head

I went to my girls house and got some glurp

by @Air_money_rio January 16, 2019

Glurp

The action of taking a sip from a drink, but the sip was bigger than a slurp and smaller than a gulp.

Ricky: Are you going to drink your beverage?
Me: Yes, didn't you just see me glurp it?

by CrazyFishin August 25, 2019

Glurp

A large pile of a white mysterious substance.

She had a big glurp in her hand.

by Cocknasty April 20, 2009

Glurp

When something is so good you grunt and slurp at the same time while consuming. I.E watermelon, wiener, soup.

A: what’s your girlfriend doing to that watermelon over there?
B: looks like she’s in a full on glurp
A:ah, the ole glurp glurp 3000

by Dogimabark September 19, 2022

Glurp

Nasty shit that hurts ur asshole that is the opposite of diarrhea

I really have to glurp.

by Squishyshit506 January 07, 2021

Glurp

To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.

Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.

by lilantie May 19, 2009