Glurp

Glurp: it's a verb. It's the act of eating without chewing. Basically swallowing food whole.

Jorge glurped on his raviolis.

by Whoreeeheyyy August 4, 2019

Glurp

Another word for head

I went to my girls house and got some glurp

by @Air_money_rio January 16, 2019

Glurp

The action of taking a sip from a drink, but the sip was bigger than a slurp and smaller than a gulp.

Ricky: Are you going to drink your beverage?
Me: Yes, didn't you just see me glurp it?

by CrazyFishin August 25, 2019

glurp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

by Pappy July 13, 2004

glurp

A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.

Just when I thought it was safe to put on my underwear, I let out a glurp.

by Mizlu January 3, 2017

Glurp

A large pile of a white mysterious substance.

She had a big glurp in her hand.

by Cocknasty April 20, 2009

glurp

A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.

Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!

by spinxcat August 6, 2004