glarph

Form of greeting exchanged between two friends. Often presented along with a head bow, or the split- fingered Vulcan hand gesture. Short for "Good to see you again, I wish you all the best my friend, what is new in you life experience?"

Person one: "Glarph"
Person two: "Glarph"

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

glarped

Eating a lot of food in one bite

it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down

by Georgebush42096 January 16, 2023

Glorph

The act of masturbating with a shoe

Guy 1: Hey man u were supposed to be here an hour ago. Where were you?
Guy 2: Sorry Guy 1 I was glorphing hardcore.

by the_original_bk September 7, 2010

garph

Someone who sniffs little girls bicycle seats!

"Old man Wilson is such a garph. Look at him sniff those seats!"
"Thats the third time this week!"

by christopher dougherty July 9, 2004

Glarp Gorp

A phrase popular in the future with indefinite definition, but can be used as an interjection, greeting, or expletive.

By the time you're married, Glarp Gorp will be cool, since it's unlikely you'll get married soon, due to your smell.

by ThirdHrLeadership December 20, 2009

glargh

close to blargh, but used to argue that there is a word that rhymes with blargh

them: i think you should really do it

you: glargh

by psychofergo April 28, 2004

gwarph

A gwarph is when you fart at the exact moment you cum during a blow job resulting in the blower pulling away in disgust only to receive a forehead covered in jiz while wincing from the stink. Resemblance to Star Trek's Lt. Worf is uncanny.

Most my Friday nights begin with a blowjob while watching Next Generation, and end with a laugh while I give my girlfriend a gwarph.

by Kazoonhite of Dragonwhale October 21, 2013