Glurpie

A) An invitation is sent either via e-mail or direct mail.
B) A group of gay males arrive at the party. Usually the dude who is hosting the party has the honor of 'receiving' for the evening.
C) Everyone at the party takes turns having anal sex with the host; it is essential that they bust their load in the anus and don't let any leak out.
D) The first person to show up at the party has the distinct honor of going last. At the conclusion of ejaculating, a straw is then handed to the last dude who proceeds to suck all of the semen from the host's anus.
A glurpie occurs where: a party where lost is watched, when ginnies get together to watch Italy play soccer, what guys do after watching Sex & The City 2
by BigRed2111 May 23, 2010
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Glurpie

A slur towards the "Mysterious Mushroom" in the hit ROBLOX game "Oaklands"
Man 1- Holy fuck dude I fucking hate glurpies.

Man 2- Glurpies are ruining our country.
by Flarbsb McFarberson June 30, 2023
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Glurpy

The act reviving ass quaking head from a woman with no teeth. As rare as an albino dolphin.
“Hey Sean did you get that ass quaking glurpy last night?” “Yea bro she took her dentures out and was gumming my dick”
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Glurpy

Your action just shows that you're in complete glurpy
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Tirky Glurpy

When someone glurps their turkey, usually done after cooking and carving
"Hey man did you end up using that Turkey?"
"Yeah I finished it off with a Tirky Glurpy before throwing the rest out"
by GroggyPoggy December 10, 2022
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Glurpies

Glitter herpies. Craft glitter that is VERY contagious and transfers very easily to many different mediums.
Please don't kiss me on the cheek with your glurpies! I can't get it off!
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Glurpies

Craft herpies. It gets everywhere easily and is almost impossible to get rid of.
I was at a show and got glurpies again. Totally worth it.
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