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A) An invitation is sent either via e-mail or direct mail.
B) A group of gay males arrive at the party. Usually the dude who is hosting the party has the honor of 'receiving' for the evening.
C) Everyone at the party takes turns having anal sex with the host; it is essential that they bust their load in the anus and don't let any leak out.
D) The first person to show up at the party has the distinct honor of going last. At the conclusion of ejaculating, a straw is then handed to the last dude who proceeds to suck all of the semen from the host's anus.
A glurpie occurs where: a party where lost is watched, when ginnies get together to watch Italy play soccer, what guys do after watching Sex & The City 2
Glurpie by BigRed2111 May 24, 2010
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A slur towards the "Mysterious Mushroom" in the hit ROBLOX game "Oaklands"
Man 1- Holy fuck dude I fucking hate glurpies.

Man 2- Glurpies are ruining our country.
Glurpie by Flarbsb McFarberson June 30, 2023

Glurping 

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?
Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.
Glurping by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012

Purple Glurple 

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.
Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!
A mixture of either "gray and purple" or "green, blue, and purple", glurple can result in two VERY different colors. In its gray/purple form, it can become an appealing tint, but in its other form it often has the ability to scare small children.
John: Dude, did you see that chick over there?
Casey: You mean the one in the glurple shirt?
John: Yeah, that's the one.
Casey: Dude...that's a guy.
John: ...No it isn't.
Casey: Glurple changes looks, dude. It's friekin' powerful.
Glurple by The Blurple Blasphemer September 19, 2009
when a dude gets head while he takes a shit
i got bored of magazines so i called over lisa and i got a glumpie
glumpie by nick the goth January 5, 2006

glutpiece 

the female genital organ

(origin: Royal Navy, late 40s)
I put my hand on her glutpiece
glutpiece by Fred Brooks April 21, 2006