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Glurping 

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?
Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.
Glurping by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012
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glurping 

someone who hugs without pants
she likes glurping random citizens
glurping by polkic May 18, 2010
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glurping 

lets get straight to the glurping
glurping by _obs_ June 1, 2018

Glurping 

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.
Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"
Glurping by daaluu April 10, 2024

Glurping 

The act of filling your foreskin with fish food in a bowl-like manner followed by placing your penis inside of the fishtank- Furthermore, allowing the fish to swim into the said foreskin to eat.
Thank god its almost 5:00pm. Ive been thinking about glurping all day!
Glurping by glurpgod24 January 21, 2025
The reverse of gulping. The process of your shit retracting into your ass instead of expelling
Guy: Man I had to shit so bad but then I just began glupping and I don't feel the need anymore.
Glupping by Ryunoku December 16, 2021
A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.
Chris loves a good gurping session.
Gurping by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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