Eat

To eat

Eat

by Mister AW January 16, 2022

Eat

To simultaneously shit and piss in a girl's mouth. Using her mouth as a bowl, you must use a spoon to fish out parts of the mixture (which now contains saliva, and possibly vomit), which you then eat. Once her mouth is (mostly) free of shit and piss, you must spit the mixture in her vagina and perform cunnilingus on her. Bonus points if she is having her period. Swallow when you are finished.

Guy 1: wanna "go out" to eat?
Girl 1: YEAH!!!!!
Guy 1: good, come over to my place tomorrow
*The next day*
Guy 1 (while shitting and pissing): HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Girl 1: S-STO- *garglegarglegarglegargle*

by Yopmail User July 09, 2022

Eat

The process to consume food through your body.

At home, I eat pizza.

by Normalguy123 December 10, 2019

Eat

In the game Subspace/Continuum, when a player takes a bullet but does not die is reffered to as "eat".

"OMFG EAT! I so killed you!"

by Newberific December 30, 2004

Eat

To take a punch or some sort of pain and just saying "I eat those bitch!!"

Some one punches you in the face out of nowhere and you just look at them and say "I fucking eat those!!!

by Tbizzle February 25, 2005

Eat

To take in a large amount or mass of an object

He finna eat

by Nectr March 03, 2019

Eat

Losing a fight or taking assault, willing or unwillingly. This term originated in Dallas, Texas.

Kinfolk talkin' down, he finsta EAT!

by DallasDictionary May 31, 2011