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The act of masturbating with a shoe
Guy 1: Hey man u were supposed to be here an hour ago. Where were you?
Guy 2: Sorry Guy 1 I was glorphing hardcore.
Glorph by the_original_bk September 7, 2010
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gloryhole 

A gloryhole is a hole made in a thin wall or other type of partition where a man can insert their penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side. They can be found in bathrooms in the stall wall, in private rooms found in adult bookstores, and in dark rooms and labyrinths in bathhouses. Open rooms in bathhouses with many gloryholes are called a sucktorium and often have a raised level on one side of the holes to allow everyone to stand.

Oral sex and hand jobs are the most common types of gloryhole sex, though anal sex is also common. Some bathroom stalls and adult bookstore booths, where three stalls or rooms are in a row, have two gloryholes on opposite sides of the center location to allow the person in the middle to alternate sucking the two men, or to suck one while positioning themselves to be fucked by the other.

Some gloryholes in public are disguised, covered with a loose fitting toilet paper holder or plate. Some in-wall toilet paper holders can be opened to allow a discreet hole between the two sides. Other public gloryholes are more obvious and are frequently covered or blocked by people that don't approve. As gloryhole locations can be hidden, often change, and may be located in more remote locations, its best to consult a gloryhole database website like holehunter.com beforehand to see where the nearest gloryholes are and what type of activity they have.
The public bathroom in the park has an active gloryhole at night if you're looking to get off.
gloryhole by cruisedb April 30, 2020
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Gloryhole stock 

Gloryhole stock a country music festival chugheads drink from gloryhole while Blake Shelton sing how sweet gloryhole
Gloryhole stock by Kingofdick January 10, 2020

Reverse Gloryhole 

It's like a gloryhole, but instead of men being behind a wall with their penis protruding through the wall, women have their lower halves exposed through the wall and men (or women) have sex with them.
A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles.
Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles.
gorpher by tony woodward February 3, 2008

Gloryhole 

Definition: A Glory Hole is the slang name for hole located in a partition in which one’s penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio. The most common place to find Glory Holes are in Adult Book Stores that have video arcades.

Glory Hole Etiquette
The process is very simple but there are still a few things you need to know. When you enter the arcade area of and Adult Book Store, you will see one or more rows of doors that lead into the video booths. There are normally several ways of determining if a booth is occupied. The most common is “red” and “green” lights located above each door. Once money is inserted into the video machine, the light turns from red (vacant) to green (occupied).

Once you find a vacant booth, enter it and put money or tokens into the video machine. This is how the store makes their money and the employees check them on a regular basis. You will see channel select and volume control features on the front of the video machine. If you are there to “give”, just put your finger through the hole and rub it along the bottom. This is the common signal letting the person on the other side know you are ready to receive. If you are there to “receive”, just wait for the same signal. The common que to notify the “receiver” of ejaculation is a few light taps on the wall.

Some locations have rows of booths which allows each booth to have a hole on both sides.
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Gloryhole by GloryholeSwallow October 22, 2013
(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.
The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!
Gnorph by John Epic November 5, 2016
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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