the_original_bk's definitions

Glorph

The act of masturbating with a shoe

Guy 1: Hey man u were supposed to be here an hour ago. Where were you?
Guy 2: Sorry Guy 1 I was glorphing hardcore.

by the_original_bk September 7, 2010

Ooblergasm

Having an orgasm in your mouth from a food thats taste is in any other words undefinable.

Braden: OMG i just had an ooblergasm!
Mitch: Blue gatorade?
Braden: Yup!
Mitch: OOOOO YEEEAAAAA!!! OOBLERGASM!!!
Braden: Mini-wheats?
Mitch: Yes!

by the_original_bk October 21, 2010