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glurping 

she likes glurping random citizens
glurping by polkic May 18, 2010
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glurping 

lets get straight to the glurping
glurping by _obs_ June 1, 2018

Glurping 

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.
Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"
Glurping by daaluu April 10, 2024

Glurping 

The act of filling your foreskin with fish food in a bowl-like manner followed by placing your penis inside of the fishtank- Furthermore, allowing the fish to swim into the said foreskin to eat.
Thank god its almost 5:00pm. Ive been thinking about glurping all day!
Glurping by glurpgod24 January 21, 2025
The reverse of gulping. The process of your shit retracting into your ass instead of expelling
Guy: Man I had to shit so bad but then I just began glupping and I don't feel the need anymore.
Glupping by Ryunoku December 16, 2021
A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.
Chris loves a good gurping session.
Gurping by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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