Anonymous's definitions

telstra

The reason I'm stuck on dialup. Argh.
If only Tel$tra would spend those millions on upgrading pair-gain phonelines to copperlines instead advertising their crappy ISP, Bigpond.... *sigh*

Tel$tra.. *Shakes fist* Gah.

by Anonymous December 18, 2004

Jam Master Jay

Founder of Run DMC that died October 30, 2002.

Run DMC and Jam Master Jay are the illest.

by anonymous October 30, 2004

Tabledance

A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!

All I want for Christmas is a good table-dance from Candy...

by Anonymous December 1, 2004

dictionary.com

A site to go to if you're looking up a definition that's not slang.

I wanted to know the definition of raptor, so I went to dictionary.com.

by Anonymous July 31, 2004

Weird Beard

weird.

meg, you weirdo! charm stalker!

by anonymous September 21, 2003

The Shits

One of the best bands ever, they are from new mexico and can play anyting well be it - rock and roll, prog rock, emo, metal, alternative, ska, nu, progressive, punk, pop-punk.....

The Shits play good musci. Period. just call it music don't stick a stupid label on it beyond music.

by anonymous October 22, 2004

oxycotton

Oxycotton is actually oxycontin which contains oxycodone. oxycontin is a prescribed drug. Oxycodone is a very strong narcotic pain reliever. It is meant to be taken in pill form not broken, eaten, or crushed.

Taking it in crushed form can result in a drug overdose.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003