glurp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

by Pappy July 14, 2004

glurp

A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.

Just when I thought it was safe to put on my underwear, I let out a glurp.

by Mizlu January 03, 2017

glurp

A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.

Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!

by spinxcat August 06, 2004

glurp

The noise of an air bubble entering a container as liquid is coming from it; the quantity of liquid delivered for each such bubble.

Two glurps of water should be enough.

by In4mer October 18, 2011

glurp

The sound that milk makes when you are swallowing it.

I glurped down that glass of milk so fast.

by proponent of sincere apologies May 20, 2014

glurp

the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.

when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..

by mikeyboi December 18, 2004

glurp

the sound COOL snakes make

look all the marshmallows are hooked together, now its a snake. glurp, glurp. glurp, glurp.

by anonymous December 12, 2004