Well, he is a pretty cool dude. Pretty cool if you ask me. But none the less don't fuck with him or he'll bring the whole godamn pug family onto you fool.
A crathopotimus is usually someone you would find hanging around maccas or KFC with there beaten up old hat asking a fellow bloke if they havva ciggy/durry. A crathopotimus is genrally the quite but very funny guy who's always good to hang around with.