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The PeTA said that the main ingredient in KFC chicken is cruelty. Cruelty must taste goddamn good.
I've never had better-tasting cruelty before.
by Solarity June 09, 2005
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Place where, as the stereotype goes, all black people eat.
Leroy: Ai yo les go get sum fried wingz at KFC

Tyrone: fo shizzle my nizzle
by fatfood March 20, 2005
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A brand of chicken with a "secret recipe". Not sure why they're allowed a secret recipe but everyone else is legally obliged to print it on the side of the packaging.
Ref: KFC Futurama "Benders Big Score"

"I found the Colonel's secret recipe: Chicken, grease, salt"
by mrpugh July 10, 2008
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When you forgot to log-off your facebook and someone grabs your computer/phone and makes a status update reference to KFC.
Smellin' Like KFC

Saluting The Colonel
by Ginger Slayer February 14, 2012
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A strange mixture between fast food and legitimate dining. A terrible combination as everyone wants to sit down but would also like to eat within 0.177 seconds of paying for their meal. Prime hangout spot for rednecks, old lonely women, the morbidly obese, black people and, in more suburban areas, wiggers. The perfect place to go if you are looking to be disgusted with humanity.
Woman with gross smoker voice: Could i get 16 pieces of chicken, all breasts, 4 large potato wedges, 3 ears of corn and... uhh.. give me a diet pepsi. Im trying to watch my weight.
Cashier: Do you want your chicken original recipe, or extra crispy?
Woman: Yes.

5 o'clock news: ...And in other news there was a brutal slaying at the Weymouth KFC.
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