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The PeTA said that the main ingredient in KFC chicken is cruelty. Cruelty must taste goddamn good.
I've never had better-tasting cruelty before.
by Solarity June 09, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Look at him. He loves it! Just like it said in the encyclopedia!

Dave Chappelle about KFC
by slomebokie February 29, 2008
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Place where, as the stereotype goes, all black people eat.
Leroy: Ai yo les go get sum fried wingz at KFC

Tyrone: fo shizzle my nizzle
by fatfood March 20, 2005
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A brand of chicken with a "secret recipe". Not sure why they're allowed a secret recipe but everyone else is legally obliged to print it on the side of the packaging.
Ref: KFC Futurama "Benders Big Score"

"I found the Colonel's secret recipe: Chicken, grease, salt"
by mrpugh July 10, 2008
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Keep From Cooking.

This is what a Jamaican tour guide said to our group while we were driving past a KFC once. He also said "I've never eaten at KFC in my life." All the other passengers were in shock.
Just to say, the tour guide looked much healthier. KFC is ok at best.
by Midas0Touch September 21, 2008
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