The morning. I'm bringing 'morn' back!
"This fair morn"
by Ooooh...ravioli! June 16, 2009
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This is cross between mommy and porn. Specifically related to books.
For example, "50 Shades of Gray" is considered mommy-porn hence the word morn. It has a double meaning. It's kind of sad that mommies read this, but it's not spelled like "mourn" as in mourning. It's "morn" to make it funny.
by Ceridwen77 February 20, 2014
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A friendly morning greeting used all over the world. Same as top of the morning, but it's just in the morning. Usually used around 9 or 10 am.
John: In the morning Adam!
Adam: In the morning John!
by threethirtythreethirtythree March 21, 2011
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An utterly beautiful human being. Handsome, loving, caring. Morné has a kind-hearted soul that is reflected in everything that he does.
He has a way of brightening your day with his positive outlook towards life and all that it represents.

That said, do not understimate him in the bedroom.
(gentleman), (sexgod), (Morne)
by Carrotsteak August 30, 2011
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the worst time of day, mostly described as the time you have to wake up to get to your piece of shit job or the time of day when your passed out on a stranger's house.
dude 1: "yo u totally crashed on my couch last night"
dude 2: "sorry i just found out this morning"
dude 1: "dude u fucked my sister"
by tunit5cent February 5, 2006
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