crasthma

1. crack induced asthma
2. breathing problems due to smoking too much crack

I got crasthma dog, pass me your inhaler.

by DeanD October 23, 2006

Jammy Crashmats

Tampon or sanitary towel

'Oi oi, that bints hit the jammy crashmats, I can see from here'

by Stizzlargh January 13, 2009

crashmaster

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.

Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"

by Mike Golding Pussywillow October 10, 2006

crashmaster

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.

Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"

by Mike Golding Pussywillow September 24, 2008

crashmat

The act of placing toilet paper in the bowl before taking a potentially large and therefore loud dump. Not to be confused with a "poo lasagne" which has a similar process but is purely for comedic effect.

The crashmat has several beneficial properties. It is incredibly useful for:

1. Muffling the splashing sound of poop hitting the toilet water
2. Preventing skid marks in the bowl
3. Ensuring there was paper in the bathroom beforehand
4. Aiding the poo on its journey through the u-bend

"I had to lay down a ferocious dump at my in-laws house last night while they were asleep. Fortunately I laid down a crashmat so no one heard that bomb when it landed."

by Colonel Krunk September 11, 2011

casthma

Cat asthma

Dude, my cat keeps coughing. I think he has a hairball. No man, he has casthma

by Cannonballs April 19, 2014

Carl Crashman

the main character of Carl Squared.

A Canadian 14 year old boy who accidentally cloned himself by sending a strand of his hair off to a service he found over the Internet.

Carl Crashman was an amazing character.

by anonymous200020 September 16, 2022