Crayton

Crayton is a very hot, attractive, sexy beast and a lot of girls love him and adore him.

" OMG Crayton is so hot!"

by Lickalottapussayyy July 29, 2016

crayton

A male (usually teenage) who is incredibly musically talented. He is proficent at multiple instruments, and the marvel of his social group for said musical abilities.
A typical crayton is not super attractive but has the average boy-next-door look going for him. However, his musical abilities instantly make him seem more attractive.

Julie: Wow, Jim, I had no idea your friend is such a crayton!
Jim: Oh, yeah, he also plays ukelele...
Julie: He's so cute...

by earthling98 April 14, 2014

crayton

a "crayton"is a very ugly skinny shmegal like creature, very sharp teeth and very small it can fly.

it is a crayton

by themrhb123 January 21, 2012

Crayon Poo

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

clayton kershaw

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.

I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!

by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

by Irish Dave April 21, 2007