claytheism 

A religion where you make things out of clay (usually ash trays). This religion is a cover religion used to distract others from ones actual beliefs that may not be main stream (I.E. Wicca.) This is particularly useful during conversations with in-laws and other large groups of intolerant people.
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No, I am into claytheism.

claytheism by JP December 3, 2002

Playtheism 

Playtheism is a philosophy for living life with a playful spirit. A playtheist engages in play to find meaning and connection with self, others, and everyday life experiences. It is not a religion, nor anti-religion. Anyone from anywhere at any age can be a playtheist. The whole point of playtheism is to be our best selves experiencing joy and feeling alive as much and as often as possible.

A child on a playground is a playtheist. A parent playing with his/her child on a playground is a playtheist. Letting go and dancing your ass off is what playtheism is all about.

Playtheism by TheWiserAmuser August 10, 2016

Cantheism 

The only religion known to worship the cannibis genus of plants. People often mistake rastafarianism for being the worship of marijuana however it is just a christian sect. Cantheism however is the worship of the plant itself and has no other idols/gods. The symbol is the egyptian hyroglyph for hemp.

*Deeps puffs*
*More deep puffs*
*Slight dizzyness*
*cold sweat*
Cantheist: Oh dayummm thats some good green right there thank the plant for cantheism
*whitey*

Cantheism by The skunky funky man December 25, 2007

Claytonism 

An insult poorly masked by a compliment. A backhanded statement.

"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism

Claytonism by Rev. Luke Husby May 30, 2006

Playtheism 

Playtheism is a philosophy for living life with a playful spirit. A playtheist engages in play to find meaning and connection with self, others, and everyday life experiences. It is not a religion, nor anti-religion. Anyone from anywhere at any age can be a playtheist. The whole point of playtheism is to be our best selves experiencing joy and feeling alive as much and as often as possible.

A child on a playground is a playtheist. A parent playing with his/her child on a playground is a playtheist. Letting go and dancing your ass off is what playtheism is all about.

Playtheism by TheWiserAmuser August 10, 2016

Claytonism 

The art of being dirty; refusing to bathe; always grimy.

Hey man, go take a shower! Im tired of you and this claytonism!

Claytonism by Cryogenics January 12, 2009

claytonism 

porn hound

you suffer from claytonism, you sick bastard!

claytonism by t-bear October 7, 2003