Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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1.To win a round in a game. (usually a video/pc game)

2.To beat someone at a game.(usually a video/pc game)

3. To be better at someone. (usually a video/pc game)
1. I 0wn3d at the Halo 2 tournement.

2. I 0wn3d you that time.

3. I 0wn you.
by master stghm January 08, 2005
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Own, to own, owned.

1.To have something in your possession.

2.To beat someone in a game in a manner that displays a much greater level of ability.

3.To kick the proverbial shit out of someone.

4.To administer a particularly rough act of sex.

5.To be the victim of an unfortunate calamity.
1.I own a computer. I paid $1 for something that I now own. It belongs to me so I own it.

2.I destroyed his units and base: I owned him. I have just owned a noob.

3.He got owned, he had to have 100 stitches.

4.Jane came up to my room and I owned her like a noob.

5.A meteorite has just hit my house so now I feel owned.
by Downapub May 20, 2007
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Own- To own.

To own is to beat an opponent while displaying a high degree of skill and style.
Headshot. Owned.

Pistol kill from Zais-
Zais: Heheh, owned.
by Vansen April 27, 2005
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To dominate or obliterate someone or something.
(usually in video games)
I just owned Tom in Halo.
by Master ownage March 31, 2008
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To be unquestionably cool.
Dick: Eh, I could do without The Hulk.

Jane: What are you talking about, jerk? The Hulk owns.
by Annie Poonanny April 14, 2006
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