cranthered

:Messed up

:state of being completely inebriated

:wrong, or totally fucked

John thought he was sober enough to drive, but after wrecking his car he realized that he was cranthered.

by I_AM_CORK July 24, 2015

cratered

The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.

Jeff: Im pissed, bout u?
Fred: Im fuckin cratered

by springyjeff February 24, 2006

Clathered

When one is getting their cheeks clapped and gathered at the same time

Person #1 “Bro she left us to get her cheeks clapped and gathered.”
Person #2 “Don’t you mean clathered.”

by digbickdee May 24, 2020

Tranny cratered

When a cars transmission is destroyed/broken no longer usable

Oh my transmission just went out. It's Tranny cratered.

by Cargurus April 19, 2018

wedding crashered

When a person gives another a hand job in any public setting such as at dinner under the table (as seen in Wedding Crashers), on the dance floor while grinding, while in class, studying in the library, etc...

Last night at Homecoming Kaity totally wedding crashered Hoffman...

by TJ_Simp January 10, 2009

cratered

Very, very, very, shwasted.

Dude, when we finally left the bar last night i was so cratered.

by Mix Club May 20, 2011

De-cantered

Decantered. The part of a coffee pot that collects liquid. Also acts and emotion that one can feel. A mix between all emotions. Often used in past tense.

Gia: "Are you feeling De-Cantered today Daddy?"
Anna: "Yes son."

by FatherAllie June 13, 2017