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crasterful
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adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.
(also: crastery, noun)
The act of being crasterful.
One is crasterful in an authentic way when one demonstrates the depth of one’s skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.
One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when one does not really know what one is talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.
Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of one’s crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is “in the zone,” even if that zone is incorrect.
Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful smile. This look simply says, “You should listen to me, because I know what I'm talking about.” The telltale signs of a crasterful smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also common.
adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.
(also: crastery, noun)
The act of being crasterful.
One is crasterful in an authentic way when one demonstrates the depth of one’s skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.
One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when one does not really know what one is talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.
Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of one’s crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is “in the zone,” even if that zone is incorrect.
Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful smile. This look simply says, “You should listen to me, because I know what I'm talking about.” The telltale signs of a crasterful smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also common.
“My snowboard instructor has been giving me pointers, and thanks to her, I just rode my first black diamond run. I’m glad she’s so crasterful!”
“I am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s scientific crastery.”
“Take it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.”
“In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.”
“I was really crasterful while writing this definition for Urban Dictionary.”
“J.K. Simmons always gets typecast as ‘that crasterful guy,’ but he’s actually quite an accomplished actor.”
“That’s one hell of a crasterful smile you’re sporting. What’s the plan?”
“I am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s scientific crastery.”
“Take it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.”
“In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.”
“I was really crasterful while writing this definition for Urban Dictionary.”
“J.K. Simmons always gets typecast as ‘that crasterful guy,’ but he’s actually quite an accomplished actor.”
“That’s one hell of a crasterful smile you’re sporting. What’s the plan?”
crasterful by roxburyrob00 December 14, 2014
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veal crates
Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.
Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.
Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.
Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.
veal crates by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010
Moon Craters
Dude, your mom has a new little swimsuit that shows way too much skin.
Sick...you can see her Moon Craters from outer space!
Sick...you can see her Moon Craters from outer space!
Moon Craters by Kobe K Tizzle May 25, 2011
Crate Day
National Crate Day is an unofficial holiday in New Zealand held on the first Saturday of summer every year to celebrate the weather warming up by sharing a crate of beer with your mates , whacking some meat on the barbie, playing some highly competitive backyard cricket, and listening to The Rock radio station VERY LOUDLY.
It's easy to participate in Carte Day but all Crate Day supporters must abide the 10 Commandments of National Crate Day. They're like laws, but more important...
COMMANDMENT #1: Thou shall begin at midday.
COMMANDMENT #2: Thou shall listen to The Rock Crate Day Hundy
COMMANDMENT #3: Thou shall wear thy stubbies and thy singlet
COMMANDMENT #4: Thou shall support thy Crate of Origin
COMMANDMENT #5: Thou shalt not toss any salad.
COMMANDMENT #6: Thou shall respect thy neighbour.
COMMANDMENT #7: Thou only beef that shall attend National Crate Day is thy beef for thy BBQ
COMMANDMENT #8: Thou shall look out for thy mates, even Dave
COMMANDMENT #9: Don’t let’th the sun get thy best of you and your provisions
COMMANDMENT #10: Thou shall always keep rules 1-9 top of mind, to ensure we continue The Rock National Crate Day legacy for centuries to come.
It's easy to participate in Carte Day but all Crate Day supporters must abide the 10 Commandments of National Crate Day. They're like laws, but more important...
COMMANDMENT #1: Thou shall begin at midday.
COMMANDMENT #2: Thou shall listen to The Rock Crate Day Hundy
COMMANDMENT #3: Thou shall wear thy stubbies and thy singlet
COMMANDMENT #4: Thou shall support thy Crate of Origin
COMMANDMENT #5: Thou shalt not toss any salad.
COMMANDMENT #6: Thou shall respect thy neighbour.
COMMANDMENT #7: Thou only beef that shall attend National Crate Day is thy beef for thy BBQ
COMMANDMENT #8: Thou shall look out for thy mates, even Dave
COMMANDMENT #9: Don’t let’th the sun get thy best of you and your provisions
COMMANDMENT #10: Thou shall always keep rules 1-9 top of mind, to ensure we continue The Rock National Crate Day legacy for centuries to come.
"Pop down to the bottle-o and get me some Steinlagers for Dave's Crate Day BBQ on your way"
"I hate being an Aucklander on Crate Day, Lion Red tastes like dog piss"
"I hate being an Aucklander on Crate Day, Lion Red tastes like dog piss"
Crate Day by NewZealandIsntReal November 6, 2015
the crater
a place in the woods of east milton, massachussetts. the number 1 drinking and partying spot in milton. usually every year assholes from quincy come there and do something to stir up trouble and cause the cops patrol it hardcore for a couple weeks/months, and ruin everyones weekends. the ground is covered in empty cans, broken bottles, roaches, blunts, and empty tins. legendary spot.
dude, lets go crush some stews and skom at the crater, and maybe try to get some action from the ladies.
ya dude, hopefully the cops wont be around to bopp kids and steal their packies.
yopp yopp!!!! east milton!
ya dude, hopefully the cops wont be around to bopp kids and steal their packies.
yopp yopp!!!! east milton!
the crater by jacorrey Lewis November 29, 2011
Loot Crate
Hey are you a nerd? Do you like a bunch of worthless shit? Do you like a bunch of junk on your desk? So much junk you cant even put what you need on it. Do you like pop culture references on cafe press quality t-shirts? A ninja VS pirate mouse pad! Wow sweet,awesomesauce! Do you like Doctor Who? Who doctor doesn't?! Are you deranged?! Introducing Loot Crate! A service that allows you to get junky stuff every month in your mail! Just imagine every month a loot crate by your house filled with little trinkets..Never stopping! NEVER WILL STOP..Increasing with junk every month! There is no more room in the house! Garbage all over, boxes and packing peanuts no room to spare. We have cheap plastic and you have an obsession! It's only $25 a month and you get a package every single fucking month. Also don't forget to make a shitty unboxing video of you attempting to hide how disappointed you are. Waiting for something you ACTUALLY LIKE!
Youtuber: Whoa bro! Did you see my loot crate unboxing on youtube!
Youtuber's friend: yea bro that stuff was shit
Youtuber's friend: yea bro that stuff was shit
Loot Crate by MaxhasTax August 5, 2015